what ididnt tell you about my ride

so ill tell you a good story ready set... there is this reallly cool bus called the mega bus, which the earlier you book it the cheeper, enough in advance is a dallor, but i am Lubavitch so i book it the night before, only 10 dollars which is still a great deal. and the best part of ot is that the shachoras dont seem to know about it cuz the clientel is quite impressive! well on the way home i couldnt print the ticket, and i saw it said just write the comfornation # and id..perfect on the way home the driver barley looked at it and fanned me on to the bus,that waseasy and i figured the way bachwould be the same....heh....first of all, i came quite early since i took the subway i gave my self a extra half hour,, i was there with a extra 34 min. then after waiting in the cold for the bus (i guess they keep the rates low, since they dont have a station) then the driver pulls up i was the first in line to give my ticket, but she hollars we should line up in abc order, i presume that means whoever booked the ticket first, fie all these ppl cut me, then it comes my turn (once again) heh, i show the fat driver my scrap of paper with 21 numbers, she says ARE YOU A "C", uuuuh ya" ARE THERE ANY MORE "A"s then 17 more people from behind me come forward, then she takes my scrap of paper WHAT IS THIS!? my confomation number (sme). she pulls out some chunky clunky phone, calls some fancy 411 but i think she said 342, and she tells the guy on the phone is there a Chaya KOsofsky in t list, but the guy didnt hear or somythong THAT IS CHAY ("Y" AS IN YES)A KOS(HOW DO YOU PERNONCE IT)OFSKY! the guydidnt get it ...C H A Y A K(AS IN COOK) O S(AS IN yeS) O F(AS IN FIRST) S K( AS IN COOKIE) Y! he must of asked her repeat it C H A YA K O S O F S K Y -then she turns back to me sorry hun, you didnt confirm, "no (i tell her) i did" WHEN DID YO UBUY THE TICKET but she yelled to loud and i answerd wrong cuz i did hear correctly ..www.boltbus.com NO WHEN! last night. then she turns back to the phoe, she said she bought it lst night, YOU SURE, ya...at this point i turn back t the ppl behind me and apoligize telling them i know i bouhgt it, oh no probem was the polite responce, before i know it she is screaming my name into the phone again CHAYA KOSOFSKY C(AS IN CAR) H(AS IN HAT) A(AS IN A) Y A(AS IN THE OTHER A) K( AS IN KITE) O S(AS IN SHIRLY) O F(AS IN FREDRICH) S KY .....oh okay hun, your there hop on the bus. ya ladt now that the whole manhatten can spell mt name in their sleep THANKYOU KINDLY! the story in one hundered percent accurate amlost, though dont worry about me, i really really wasnt phased
BRING MASHIACH