Chaya back in full swing

I just got back from a over night and would like to share somehights, the Caracas style. We stayed in a huge house, next door was a tint house jammed packed with slaves, i think , i felt like i was back in the cival war times. TA, you would have LOVED the scenary! it was awsome veiw.
but the first converastion with the owner of the estate, was somthing like this, oh yuo are Jewish.. i am Syrian, i am a arab, we are like cousins,,,,ya ya sure sure, UM, NO WE ARE NOT!
we had a mock wedding and i was the chatan, but we told the girls that one of the counslers was engaged and they prepaared a fake wedding for her and she would bring her fencee, the gorls were sooo excited, unfortunatly they were slitly dis apointed when they saw the chatan was no other than JAya! (me) but then they had a lot if fun and they liked the way i dance, if i am not mistaken i think i made a handsom bachur,except that i am too short, and they would get the wrong ideas if the chattan wore heels, heh,
we danced with them for a while had a bomfir etill it started raining, then we had a make shift bomfire of flashlight inside, and told a story.
the counslers of the kiddy camp came, and they arent frum so we farbrenged n my room until 4.30, i used the lubavitch trick, i flatterd them so much and made them feel special, but i feel rather bad and ask for forgivness, beacause i told them many stories, but i noly remember the point of the story so i made up details like i have never seen details made up, but i guess it was good cuz the girls stayed so long and they laughed at eveey joke and kept listening tothe stories..... i said a story of a guy who decided to do a certain mitzvah an dafter 2 girls said they will keep that mitvah, and reading this you orobably think that it was somthing big, well folks, these 2 girls told me they will put their shoes on the right way and i told them that Hashem cares about somthing even so easy and small.....
oh i think this is funny, we wre outside alot so the girls drank more than we intisapated and we ran low on water, fine we asked the mean man (cousin) where we could buy water, just a 2 min. walk but not safe for young prety girls. we asked if he would like the honor of driving to which the guy declined but he offered that we could buy the 5 galon water of his, we take a look and the seal was open, so we declinee his offer, and in the mean time we call the Rabbi only to find out that the 5 galon water was ours and this cousin of ours wanted us to buy OUR WATER OFF HIM!
fine, it was very nice all in all, but on the way back we were driviing, the driving here is worse than Israel, right Lavy? and we were going up a hill the the light turned red and we started falling backward but the driver didnt realize and the cars start honking away and honking but our tall aned wise bus driver who is so tan h elooks like a black man, except he isnt he is jus tvery tan, didnt realie his bus was going backward and that the cars were honking, so when that happens ...you ocrash, and we did crash, he turns off the bus in the middle of the street and the guy whos car we crash come running up, th egirls jump to the windows, now there are mant vendors who walk in the middle of the street they all gather round holding their wares, the drivers face almost turned white, but he is too ttan so his skin stayed brown, but here is the hightlight of the story, the guy wwho we crasehd didn have a liscence plate, meaning he couldnt hold charges against us, and if the drivers face would have turned whote, noe is whenn the color would come back, but as i previsly stated his coloring stayed the same all the while.


and if you all happen to miss me after reading this, call me because i can not call you,
or even simpaler Bring MashiACH!